Conservatives follow plans their grandparents made.
Liberals make up new plans, and then do something else.
Liberals name their children after currently popular sports, figures, politicians, and entertainers.
Conservative children are named after parents or grandparents- according to where the money is.
Liberals buy most of the books banned somewhere.
Conservatives form censorship committees – and read these books in groups.
Conservatives sleep in twin beds, often in separate rooms.
That is why there are more Liberals.
#2. Comparing Canada to Other Democracies
(as revealed by the papers presented at the International Conference on “The Elephant.”)
British Paper: The Elephant and the Empire
French Paper: The Sex Life of the Elephant
U.S. Paper: How to Build Bigger and Better Elephants
Canadian Paper: Elephants – A Federal or Provincial Responsibility.